Monthly Archive for May, 2007

Review: Bobby and five more …

Bobby posterI urge you to go and see Bobby, Emilio Estevez’s superb ensemble film about the Ambassador Hotel on the day Bobby Kennedy was shot there in 1968. A superb cast of Hollywood liberals of all ages (notably Laurence Fishburne, Helen Hunt and Freddy Rodríguez) are given space, and a lovely script, to create a collection of real people for whom a Kennedy presidency might make a difference. It wasn’t to be, however, and Estevez’s rage and bitterness about Kennedy’s pointless assassination is printed on every frame. Straight in to the year’s top ten - with a bullet.

Spider-man 3 posterReputedly the most expensive film ever made (US$250million!!!), Spider-man 3 is a breathtakingly self-indulgent example of Hollywood excesses at their worst. Tobey Maguire wants to try comedy? Check; Kirsten Dunst wants to sing? Check; James Franco wants to try acting? Harry Osborn goes from bad to good to bad to good again; the Director’s brother needs a job? Yet another pointless cameo from Ted Raimi. Grrr. No one expects the Spider-man franchise to deliver any kind of art but you would hope that the filmmakers might respect the ticket buyer enough to not waste our time so wantonly. And so much of it.

Metal: A Headbanger's Journey posterMetal: a Headbanger’s Journey is the most recent entry in the Paramount’s occasional series of un-watchable films about un-listenable music. That’s a cheap shot as the film is actually quite amiable, thorough and entertaining. Director and front-man, Sam Dunn is an anthroplogist and metal fan who travels the world trying to explain the hold that leather and studs can have over alienated youth. On the way he interviews plenty of metal legends, my favourite being mighty metal midget Ronnie James Dio.

Flyboys posterCheekbone Squadron, better-known as Flyboys, is an old-fashioned WWI flying aces movie starring young whiz-kids like Martin Henderson and James Franco as Americans flying for France in the days before USA entered the war. Grizzled veteran Jean Reno does the duty on the ground but it is in the air that Flyboys takes off (ahem). Perfectly serviceable entertainment.

The Story of My Life posterSimilarly unambitious (and similarly gallic for that matter) is The Story of My Life, a modern French comedy-of-manners that scored brownie-points early on by not featuring an accordion in the theme music. Breezy and cynical, it features Alice Taglioni from The Valet as one of the women in the life of Edouard Baer’s tormented ghost-writer. She’s an old flame from college who is now dating the captain of the French football team - for whom Baer’s character is writing an autobiography. While Baer’s desire for Taglioni is rekindled, current (beautiful but not glamorous) girlfriend Marie-Josée Croze sits at home waiting for him to come to his senses.

Zidane: a 21st Century Portrait posterA real Captain of a French football team is the star of the best film of the week that you won’t be able to see again for a while. On April 23 2005 dozens of cameras were gathered in Madrid so that they could follow one man go about his work for a couple of hours. That man was the most inscrutable of Galacticos, Zinedine Zidane, and the resulting film is cinema art in the purest sense - beautiful to watch and listen to, yet at the same time as intellectually stimulating and rigorous as you want it to be. It’s called Zidane: a 21st Century Portrait and a more 21st Century portrait it’s hard to imagine as you end up knowing even less about what makes this fascinating character tick.

Portions of this review were printed in the Capital Times, Wellington, 9 May 2007.

Review: Shooter and four more …

During the last two weeks the big studios have done their best to put the rubbish out before the Spider-Man bandwagon rolls all over them.

Shooter posterFirst, and best, is Shooter which makes the unfortunate mistake of casting Mark Wahlberg in the lead instead of someone with talent (like say, Vin Diesel, or The Rock) but turns out to be a pacy and well-constructed conspiracy thriller directed with wit by Antoine Fuqua (Training Day). It helps that all the secondary roles are filled with great wild-eyed character actors like Ned Beatty (Deliverance), Rade Serbedzija (Snatch), Elias Koteas (Thin Red Line) and the legendary Levon Helm, drummer with The Band (and star of Coal Miner’s Daughter back in 1980).

Wahlberg plays Bob Lee Swagger, sharpshooter, brought out of retirement to foil a plot to kill the President. He’s been done like a dinner, though, and then has to use all his training (he’s the best of the best, as you might expect) to find out how high this corruption goes: to the the very top is what I’m thinking.

I enjoyed this one in spite of myself and you know a director isn’t taking a film too seriously when all the customers in a hardware store look like the workers in the Tui factory.

Perfect Stranger posterMeanwhile, on “Oscar-winner Career Suicide Watch” we witness Halle Berry and Hilary Swank make more poor decisions. In Perfect Stranger, Berry plays a crusading journalist (who writes anonymously, getting the heavy-handed imagery under way early). A girlfriend tips her off about top ad exec Bruce Willis and his multiple affairs and when the girlfriend turns up mysteriously not-alive Berry investigates with the help of computer-wonk Giovanni Ribisi (who actually does most of the actual investigating). Complete rubbish from start to finish.

The Reaping posterSwank, at least, turns in a performance in The Reaping where a small bayou town is being visited by biblical plagues. Swank is a religious phenomena de-bunker and is sent to find a scientific explanation for the blood, frogs, boils, etc. She is a former ordained minister who lost her faith when tragedy struck her family in the Sudan. Sure enough, her faith in her atheism is put to the test with predictable results. The Reaping is slick and well-made, with a few jumps, but ultimately disposable.

Pathfinder posterOur own Karl Urban gets his name above the title for the first time as a Viking Red Indian in the stylishly photographed nonsense Pathfinder. Looking like he’s spent more time in the gym than the actors’ studio recently, Urban plays Ghost, a Viking boy left behind to starve when their first attempt to conquer North America fails (inexplicably). When the Vikings return, Ghost has grown and is the only brave who knows how to wield the iron blade and save the tribe until the bullets come hundreds of years later to do the job properly. The violence isn’t particularly well directed and there isn’t much apart from violence in it, so it’s ultimately very hard to recommend.

Driving Lessons posterFinally, one for those of us that want a quieter life: Driving Lessons is another safe, English, comedy about a young man’s coming-of-age. This time the life-lessons for mummy’s boy Rupert (Ron Weasley) Grint come from ageing acting has-been Dame Evie Walton (Julie Walters pulling out all the stops). Grint’s form of talentless non-acting is ideal for this sort of thing. You already know whether you’ll like this or not; it had me crawling the walls.

Printed in Wellington’s Capital Times; Wednesday, 2 May, 2007.