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Hey, I made it in to the Dom-Post

Well, the Stuff.co.nz web site anyway (Hamish McDouall’s cricket blog to be precise):

Here is my friend Dan, seething with volcanic energy, about the Napier test:

“I’m still furious about Sunday afternoon’s collapse, not because it was so unnecessary (and not because I’d just texted a friend saying literally “we won’t bat again in this game”) but because the day before a 19-year-old had bowled his heart out, and us in to a winning position, and the senior players - the guys he should be looking up to and learning from - showed him that he needn’t have bothered. They demonstrated once again that mediocrity and a “near enough is good enough” attitude will get you in this team and keep you there and that no amount of drive, commitment, talent and spunk will prompt your teammates to raise their game.

“Imagine if Southee had joined the Australian team - everyone around him would be driving him to get better and achieve more. For the Black Caps he’s already good enough to be picked for as long as he wants.

“Where’s the motivation going to come from? If McCullum’s out on Sunday is anything to go by it won’t be from the vice-captain. But then I’ve never forgiven him for this: McCullum c Silva b Muralitharan 0(1)”

Now that’s writing that bristles with so much fission it could power Donetsk or other industrial East European conurbations.

Cheers, Hamish.

Cricket Humour

A comment from a Guardian over-by-over reader on Steve Harmison’s surprisingly candid interview with Nasser Hussain during the First Test:

“Is Harmison going to try his nuts off and hold his hands up at the same time?” asks Alfred Moore. “Because I can’t see that ending well.”

Pyjama Crimes

Regardless of the players being poached, the international careers prematurely ended, the enormous amounts of money distorting the great and wonderful game , whatever…

This, dear reader, is the reason why the Indian Cricket League must be defeated:

And, while we are on the subject of the ICL here are a few mugshots. Happy to be here?

Although anything that gets Adam Parore out of the country should probably be supported. What say you?

McDouall on Fleming’s retirement

But I ask the questions again - why remove the captaincy from the world’s best captain? Why truncate the career, in any way, of the highest run scorer in our history?

Hamish McDouall discusses the retirement of Stephen Fleming at Stuff

A Caketin Review

Noted without comment:

Westpac stadium - as soulless and joyless as it sounds - was already deserted before nightfall had truly come.

Mike Atherton, The Telegraph